{"id":1805,"date":"2013-12-18T08:00:34","date_gmt":"2013-12-18T15:00:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/karin.zmonkey.org\/?p=1805"},"modified":"2013-12-12T14:34:00","modified_gmt":"2013-12-12T21:34:00","slug":"12-days-of-christmas-memories-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/karin.zmonkey.org\/?p=1805","title":{"rendered":"12 Days of Christmas Memories"},"content":{"rendered":"<h1><span style=\"color: #999999;\">Day 6: Boobie Traps<\/span><\/h1>\n<p>Hey we&#8217;re half way there! You might be wondering what boobie traps have to do with Christmas.\u00a0 One of my fondest memories was the Christmas my brother set up boobie traps for Santa.\u00a0 We had two fireplaces in our house.\u00a0 My brother had the bright idea that he would set up a line of utensils, measuring cups, and dishes in front of the upstairs fireplace and at the top of the stairs for the downstairs fireplace. He strung them on a rope and tied them from wall to wall.\u00a0 When I was little I thought that this was genius.\u00a0 This way we could catch Santa in the act.\u00a0 So funny now.\u00a0 He was old enough by then to know the truth about Santa.\u00a0 He must have come up with the idea for us younger ones benefit.\u00a0 I also remember my parents boobie trapping the halls.\u00a0 They would line the floor with newspaper so they could hear little feet up and out of bed. I wonder if any of my brothers or sisters remember this one.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Day 6: Boobie Traps Hey we&#8217;re half way there! You might be wondering what boobie traps have to do with Christmas.\u00a0 One of my fondest memories was the Christmas my brother set up boobie traps for Santa.\u00a0 We had two fireplaces in our house.\u00a0 My brother had the bright idea that he would set up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[49],"tags":[3,41,44],"class_list":["post-1805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","tag-family","tag-hoilday","tag-winter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/karin.zmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/karin.zmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/karin.zmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karin.zmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karin.zmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1805"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/karin.zmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1807,"href":"https:\/\/karin.zmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1805\/revisions\/1807"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/karin.zmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karin.zmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/karin.zmonkey.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}